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Old 03-06-2004, 04:29 PM  
Greg B
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Originally posted by KRL
Look at the financials and balance sheets on all the major oil companies since the Bush administration came into power. They're piling up cash like never before and we're all getting our pockets picked.
KRL I couldn't figure out why Americans sat on their asses while the petroleum cartels ripped them off so badly. Then it dawned on me while going through investment portfolio data:

In everyone's portfolio, from every company's portfolio, to the giant state and federal pension plan portfolios...they're all chock full of petroleum stock and other interests?

See? It's a simple situation of "Don't beef I've got money in it!" bullshit.

One of the oldest tricks in the books. But ya' know what? That kind of mentality is why porn is so huge. Everyone's got their dirty little hands in it. If it wasn't for online porn our computers would still have 100mb hardrives and 14.4 modems. Gateway, Dell, etc. wouldn't even be here. We'd probably still be using AOL 2.5.

I think the best investment there is is in your fellow human being's natural tendency to be a greedy, thoughtless piece of shit.

I'm going back to drawing more porn toons.
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