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-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE
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[FlipTopBox] wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!
[Slant] FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.
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[Fireslide] next person to talk after his line will be kicked
[Fireslide] *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12?61912?)
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[@AntiHeiss] friend of mine went to jail last night
[@AntiHeiss] he probably isn't getting out for a while
[%The_Coolest] y?
[+Enyo] why?
[%The_Coolest] :o
[@AntiHeiss] it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
[@AntiHeiss] she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
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[FreeFrag] The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
[FreeFrag] Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.
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[jaga] does anyone here have a computer?
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and my favorite:
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[Fooz] In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
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