A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife
is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a
hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look
in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my buns
are hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
are all flabby" She turns to her husband and
says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel
Better about myself"
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft
voice........"Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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