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This IS A JOKE !
When I get pissed off at something, I like to go for a nice relaxing drive ... Unfortunately,
I HAVE TO KEEP DODGING THE SCHMUCKS !
Here in the UK, as I'm sure elsewhere in the real world, and probably the US, there's not just the "lady driver",
(top speed 35mph, and a permanently confused sense of position on the road)
there's also the "flat-cap",
55+, stiff upper lip, top speed 35mph, no sense of style, and a permanently confused sense of position on the road.
there's also the "African" (I will not specify the Nigerians specifically)
any age, top speed 35mph, proclivity to park across access roads, no sense of style, and a permanently confused sense of position on the road.
there's also the "Asian (Indian / stani)" any age, top speed 35mph, insists on doing U-turns on a main road, ( NOT to be confused with his Mrs, who has trouble achieving 35mph, linked to the assumption that she is driving a car 4-foot wider than reality), no sense of style, and a permanently confused sense of position on the road.
etc ?
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unlikely to be Y3K Compliant
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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?
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