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An Irishman is walkign down the street when he sees a crowd of people all looking up to the roof of a building.
A man in standing on a ledge about to jump.

Thinking he should do the right thing, the Irishman runs to the roof to talk to the man.

"dont do it!" he yells "think of your wife!"

"I dont have a wife" replies the jumper

"then think of your children!" says Irishman

"I dont have any children!" says the man

"the think of St Patrick" says the Irishman.

"Who is St Patrick?" aska the man

to which the Irishman replies:

"JUMP YOU HEATHEN BASTARD! JUMP!!!!!"



Happy St Paddy's everyone

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