She's young and ugly.
"It's all part of god's plan for my life" was her excuse as to why the shark bit her arm off.. I hate that excuse.
The real reason: You were surfing in a shark's feeding ground, and it thought you'd make a tasty lunch, but only got a bite and had to be called off to that seal that was dying a mile away. God had nothing to do with your flimsy mistake, and there certainly is no plan. I hope god takes the other arm you religious freak!
