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Donny · 03-21-2004, 10:26 AM

March 21, (Chico, CA) - Donovan Phillips announced the end of ownership of his Mustang Cobra. Earlier this week, Phillips traded the Cobra for a new Ford Explorer XLT with the third seat option.

Phillips admits that some of the kids who post on GFY and live at home with momma will consider this to be a step down, while the more mature posters of GFY will see the practicality the Explorer offers.

Phillips says that a lack of comfort when driving his fat ass around led to the decision to get rid of the Cobra.

"With it's 4 wheel independent suspension, the Explorer offers a much higher degree of comfort than the Cobra. It also provides a safe vehicle for transportation of my 'treasure' - a 1999 male child that I love more than anything," Phillips said.

No comments were available from Phillips' other vehicles, which will have to share garage space with the larger Explorer.

03-21-2004, 10:26 AM
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Goodbye Mustang Cobra, Hello Explorer (Press Release) March 21, (Chico, CA) - Donovan Phillips announced the end of ownership of his Mustang Cobra. Earlier this week, Phillips traded the Cobra for a new Ford Explorer XLT with the third seat option. Phillips admits that some of the kids who post on GFY and live at home with momma will consider this to be a step down, while the more mature posters of GFY will see the practicality the Explorer offers. Phillips says that a lack of comfort when driving his fat ass around led to the decision to get rid of the Cobra. "With it's 4 wheel independent suspension, the Explorer offers a much higher degree of comfort than the Cobra. It also provides a safe vehicle for transportation of my 'treasure' - a 1999 male child that I love more than anything," Phillips said. No comments were available from Phillips' other vehicles, which will have to share garage space with the larger Explorer.