If I caught here in the act I would probably strip, and fuck the living shit out of her poor ass. Slap her ass until it looks like the inside of a ripe water melon. Then when both of them thinks it's all cool and shit, I'd let the dude deep ass fuck her while I sprayed my sticky jizz all over her face. Fast as fuck I'd kick both them out on the street without clothes.
Then they can stand there in the cold, her with jizz dripping from her chin and him with a limp brown dick.
Ok, seriously. I'd kick both of them out. Mourn and go on with my life.