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Old 03-25-2004, 02:08 AM  
Your Worst Nightmare
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 62
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Originally posted by psyko514
How do they work? Is there a delay once the pay period is over before the checks are sent?
They stagger them . Revenue made on the odd days of the month are sent out the first full moon after a month with more than 2 vowels in them. If its on even days they wait until the flamingo's migrate to jamaica to eat the prized madagascar one legged sea turtles.

Dont worry you will get paid.. Its just a matter of waiting..



P.S. they dont pay for days ending in the letter "y" " its deep in the tos written in invisible ink "











































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