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1. Start breeding pit bulls, about twenty of them staked out in the back yard... should leave absolutely no trace that their cat made it over your fence.
2. Make a surgical tubing sling shot and fire the steaming cat shit back at their house.
3. Electrify your fence and plant claymores rigged to an infrared intrusion detector.
4. Feed the cat some Ex Lax laced salmon and chase it back home.
5. Get your self about 10 of those old "Scorpion in Acrylic" paperweight kits and a five gallon bucket. Pose the cat artfully and send the preserved beast via ups back to them.
I'm way to bleary eyed to come up with more.
Where I used to live the sheriff would shoot your dog if it was in his yard.
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When I wake up the only stiff things are my ankles and the dead cat I sleep with.
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