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Old 04-03-2004, 12:51 AM  
Wilber
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: De,Oh,Lei
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Quote:
Originally posted by SmutGiant
... my best friend is dating her best friend
Then you missed the whole point of how to treat a bitchy bitch.

Your both young, she is probing her territory...finding out how much
movement she has with you. You are falling into the pussy-whipped
trap. When she says "I want space" you say "You want space? I'll
give you space" Then you leave and don't call, don't talk about her,
don't give your friend any replies when he asks you something about
her because his g/f is going to hear what you said to him.

She will either call you after a week or so or she will show up somewhere
that you are. You act cordial but not intimate with her and say "excuse me"
and go over to some other chick and start talkin' with her.

When women "know" they have you they get annoying and demanding
when they think they are losing you they get all dick-sucky and nice.
They are all the same no matter what they say.

After she is all dick-sucky and nice, when she talks to you about shit
just nod your head a lot and say "uh huh" and sound like you agree
with whatever verbal diarrhea is splashing out her yap.

On the 29th of every month tell her she looks damn sexy in that outfit
and that she has wicked taste in shoes.

You got to work that puppet before that puppet works you.
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