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- I'm happy I have low conversions and not appendicitis.
- antidisestablishmentarianism didn't get me anywhere
- the reason I have my finger in my nose is it prevents me biting my nails
- I built my first porn site 2 days back and have already made 4 cents. I think I'm gonna be a millionaire soon.
- I'm naked at the moment, but I plan to dress after I take my first shower in 3 years
- Transvestite by profession, pimp by hobby, obnoxious by force of habit
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