I wonder how many of the 500,000 people who've visited this site and posted horribly ignorant, racist, homophobic hate messages in the guestbook know that this site is only here to make fun of YOU. I read my guestbook every once in a while and laugh at how pathetic the people who post in it are, and I really hope none of them decide to pollute future generations with their DNA. I hope anyone who reads this little blurb at the bottom of my page realizes that this is a work of satire, intended to bait stupid morons to come visit my page and make an ass of themselves. it seems to work because my guestbook has 181 pages of utter crap in under 2 weeks. enjoy the site fuckers.

Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.