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My last wife never farted and one day she just exploded, what a waste she was a good woman. Don't know how many time I ask her, baby how come you never fart.
Always the same answer, it's not lady like to fart.
She was out shopping at Penny's one day and they came to my door and told she Exploded
all over the ground floor.
Then I got a bill from Penny's for clean up.
I finally got them to agree to $ 1,500.00 clean cost.
Heck, when I think about it, she was worth every cent of $ 1,500.00.
Jim
[This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 07-25-2001).]
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