Shoot! You should get some auction software and setup auctions.gofuckyourself.com!
Make some money off the fucktards selling stuff here... you get so much traffic, I bet it would be a completely viable business. As someone so wisely said in another thread, "do you think this is gfybay?"
Domains... sites in commerce.. traffic, design work... Seems to me you could get 5-10% off everything sold with your own auction site.
Brad