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- Wanna dance? (her answer)No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.
- Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line?
- My friends are leaving, but I?d love it if you gave me a reason to stay.
- Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off?
- Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
- You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch?
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