ColorClimax.com can't be beat by anyone, anywhere, ever. I do believe that their checks say "Color Climax Corp." on them, though I could be wrong.
I Added them to my t-shirt request list. So now I'm looking for...
1. A "JJJ's Thumbpost" shirt
2. An "I shot Monty Burns" shirt
3. A "Take off every zig" shirt
4. One of those Red&White Color Climax photographers shirts
If you're looking for something really nasty then you should try one of those Scandanavia Extreme Fetish sites, they make my eyes bleed.