Got another one..
"Dead Goldfish"
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered
over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing he politely asked
"What are you up to there Amy".
"My goldfish died" replied Amy tearfully and without looking up "and I just
buried him".
The neighbour was concerned, "that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish
isn't it".
Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that's because he's
inside your fu..ing cat".
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