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Newzeland Humor
A little New Zilind story
>Wiremu, a New Zealander, landed at Heathrow on a trip to see the All Blacks
>and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
>"Hey doc, I dont't feel so good" said Wiremu.
>The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had
>altitude sickness, and that the only cure was testicular removal.
>"No way doc", replied Wiremu. "I'm gitting a sicond opinion eh!"
>The second English doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised
>him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu
>refused the treatment.
>Wiremu was devastated, but, with only hours to go before the All Blacks
>opening game, he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
>opinion from someone he could trust.
>The Kiwi doctor examined him and said, "Wiremu, you hev elitude suckniss
>eh".
>"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu, hoping for a different answer.
>"Will Wiremu" said the Kiwi doctor, "Wi're gonna hev to cut off your
>balls."
>"Phew, thenk god for thet" said Wiremu. "Those Pommie bastards wanted to
>take my test tickets off me!".
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