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CDSmith · 08-09-2001, 12:23 PM

Nah, I'm only 38, but I looked after 1000's of old people over the last 15 years, working at the hospital. I thought barbasol would be a funny brand to label those shaving bastard sponsors with.

I know at least 2 sponsor's admins that I'd put money on the fact that they use barbasol to shave. As I said, I wanna see full beards!!! NO MORE SHAVING!

:::..Seriously, guys. Making allegations like this without hard proof is just wrong. The word "shaving" seems to be nice glossy way of saying "stealing", so let's call it what it is. Now, if you are accusing anyone of stealing from you, then take them to court, get your ass before a judge and prove your case, BACK UP YOUR ALLEGATIONS with proof, not conjecture. (for you dummies here that means "show duh judge how dem bastad's is cheatin yuh")

What's that? You have no real proof? Your evidence is all circumstantial at best? (Speculation at worst?) you CAN'T back up your accusations with facts????

You lose. Plus you pay all court costs.

Bottom line here: If you got no hard proof, then quit whining, quit accusing and blaming and start working in other directions, and basically shutthefuckup already. I don't know how many half-wit-hooligans have crawled on these boards the second they see any weird glitch in their stats and accuse the sponsor of stealing from them. The only time I get riled at a sponsor is when they "forget" to pay me. If I suspect that a sponsor isn't holding up his or her end of the bargain I simply cut them loose and send that traffic to one of my other sponsors that IS paying. Why is this concept so difficult? Getting signups is like fishing. If the fish aren't biting one week, did the lake steal them from you? (Or should you try some different lures?)

Don't make me come there and shoot a whole can of barbasol up your noses.

I'll do it.
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08-09-2001, 12:23 PM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Nah, I'm only 38, but I looked after 1000's of old people over the last 15 years, working at the hospital. I thought barbasol would be a funny brand to label those shaving bastard sponsors with. I know at least 2 sponsor's admins that I'd put money on the fact that they use barbasol to shave. As I said, I wanna see full beards!!! NO MORE SHAVING! :::..Seriously, guys. Making allegations like this without hard proof is just wrong. The word "shaving" seems to be nice glossy way of saying "stealing", so let's call it what it is. Now, if you are accusing anyone of stealing from you, then take them to court, get your ass before a judge and prove your case, BACK UP YOUR ALLEGATIONS with proof, not conjecture. (for you dummies here that means "show duh judge how dem bastad's is cheatin yuh") What's that? You have no real proof? Your evidence is all circumstantial at best? (Speculation at worst?) you CAN'T back up your accusations with facts???? You lose. Plus you pay all court costs. Bottom line here: If you got no hard proof, then quit whining, quit accusing and blaming and start working in other directions, and basically shutthefuckup already. I don't know how many half-wit-hooligans have crawled on these boards the second they see any weird glitch in their stats and accuse the sponsor of stealing from them. The only time I get riled at a sponsor is when they "forget" to pay me. If I suspect that a sponsor isn't holding up his or her end of the bargain I simply cut them loose and send that traffic to one of my other sponsors that IS paying. Why is this concept so difficult? Getting signups is like fishing. If the fish aren't biting one week, did the lake steal them from you? (Or should you try some different lures?) Don't make me come there and shoot a whole can of barbasol up your noses. I'll do it. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFC5C5"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> +10% webmaster referral, free content! * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FF8080">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses