08-10-2001, 02:19 AM
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Heheheh funny version of the "fisherman" chain letter.
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Originally posted by Lightspeed:
I just wanna be happy in life... I think I'll move to Maui and sell coconuts to dumb tourists for $29.95...
But then I realize...
My coconut business will grow, and I'll have to hire more coconut pickers to keep up with the coconut demand... then I'll have to hire a coconut marketing guy to help sell all the extra coconuts, and then he'll bring in too much coconut business, so I'll have to get extra coconut affiliates to help me distribute all the coconuts...
Pretty soon I'll be going to coconut conventions, hoping to hook up with some other cool coconut vendors... then I'll want to host the coconut parties at the coconut conventions... and I'll need even more coconut pushing people to help with that....
Then I'll find out that a bigger coconut company is using my best looking coconut to promote their own shitty coconut marketing biz.... They'll offer to send people over to buy my coconuts, but only if I give them 35 dollars for every $4.95 coconut sampler sale...
I'll end up spending all my time checking my coconut stats, and looking for ways to automate the whole cococut picking and distribution process, and complaining about goddamn tourists who only want free friggin' coconuts...
Fuck it... I'll never be happy... 
Lightspeed
[This message has been edited by Lightspeed (edited 08-10-2001).]
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