Thread: Rebills?
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Old 08-08-2001, 12:06 PM  
Scarab
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Join Date: May 2001
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I think so.

8-1 horny guy #1 signs up for three day trial. Tells himself to go cancel the membership when he's done looking.
8-4 horny guy #1 has not had a chance to see everything, because AP is this program like Disney World - you just can't ever really see it all, so he thinks, "ok - I'll keep it for just one month."
9-4 horny guy #1 has forgotten the whole rebill thing, and possibly has found something else to fascinate him. (surfers have the attention span of a four-year-old)
12-4 horny guy #1 finally gets around to his quarterly checkbook balancing task 'cuz he overdrew and bounced a check. Wonders who the hell iBill is - and why he is paying every month. After wracking his brain (and not getting his checkbook balanced again) he figures it out and either cancels his membership [or hopefully repeats the cycle by going back to AP and remembering how cool it is, plus there's new stuff]
1-4-02 horny guy #1's cancelled membership gets charged one last time.

At least I think that's how it goes. I know I bought a membership just to see what the hell I was selling. Bought it a while ago, but still haven't cancelled it because I am horny guy #2. AP is the coolest site of all time, plus you can get into voyeur dorm and some other cool places.

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