I'm hung like a barnacle
http://www.micscape.simplenet.com/ma...99/barnac.html
"Living fixed on one spot has it's disadvantages. It is more difficult to find a partner to mate. The barnacle has overcome the problem in a really spectacular way. From it's shell the male barnacle projects a penis so huge it is many times the size of the owner. It is simply breathtaking to see how the organ finds it's way between the neighbors searching for the ideal partner."
Biggest penis to body size ratio of any animal... 15X Bigger than it's body. LOL