A beautiful young blonde was desperate to become rich, so she decided to marry an
80-year-old multi-millionaire.
On their wedding night, she laid on the bed in a revealing negligee waiting to be joined by her husband. After about an hour, he walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a condom.
She noticed that he also had cotton wool shoved up his nostrils and in his ears. puzzled by this, she enquired: "Why have you got cotton wool up your nose and in your ears, darling?"
The old man replied: " There's two things in life I can't stand. One is a woman screaming,
the other's the smell of burning rubber!"
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy