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Go this in the mail this week
> > > Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> > >
> > > KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
> > >
> > > Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
> > > while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
> > > Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
> > > and
> > > with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
> > > customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
> > > over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and She looked
> > > very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd
> > > been
> > > shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
> > > an
> > > hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> > > doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
> > > they finally got in, they found that Lisa
> > > had a wad of cookie dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
> > > canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like
> > > a
> > > gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
> > > reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
> > > was
> > > her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
> > > hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her
> > > aid.
> > >
> > > And, yes, Lisa is a blonde.
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