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CDSmith · 08-18-2001, 01:29 PM

Blondey --
Did the microphone pic up the noise? LOL

What about that guy in the "bean" story who made it home late after eating 3 bowls of baked beans after work? ya, it was his birthday, so his wife blindfolded him at the door, led him to the dining room, and then she went to the kitchen to get dinner. The guy let a few prize-winning farts while waiting for his surprise, loud and stinky they was. The last one sounded like a duck quacking.

His wife re-entered the dining room, and said "surprise honey, happy birthday!!" whereupon she removed his blindfold, and there seated around the dining table were twelve dinner guests.

I love that joke, farts and all
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CD

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08-18-2001, 01:29 PM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Blondey -- Did the microphone pic up the noise? LOL What about that guy in the "bean" story who made it home late after eating 3 bowls of baked beans after work? ya, it was his birthday, so his wife blindfolded him at the door, led him to the dining room, and then she went to the kitchen to get dinner. The guy let a few prize-winning farts while waiting for his surprise, loud and stinky they was. The last one sounded like a duck quacking. His wife re-entered the dining room, and said "surprise honey, happy birthday!!" whereupon she removed his blindfold, and there seated around the dining table were twelve dinner guests. I love that joke, farts and all <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's?