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Hey! What's wrong with necrophilia? For that matter, what's wrong with beastiality?
Last time I jumped a dead guy he didn't seem to mind at all! He wasn't very excited about it, I confess, I had to pretty much stuff him inside me and just kind of rock myself to a mind-blowing orgasm, but it was great!!
My dog, on the other hand, is very enthusiastic when I want him to be! And even sometimes when I don't, (i.e. that annoying humping on Grandpa's leg last Thanksgiving) but I don't think the humane society would mind me giving my sweet little sugums a little tang for his tongue would they? No, they just want me to cut off his balls. Well, no thank you!! Ever been knotted ladies? Tied to the bone? Mmmmmmm....You'll give up your day jobs I swear!
Now back to the Necrophilia. I read that whole, inane thread and I even printed it out so I can use it for a suppository next time I'm feeling a little cramped. You want to put *THIS* guy in jail? For what? Honesty? Is that illegal too now? Or maybe it's just for having a willingness to discuss something rationally. I wish I knew how to do that, look at me! I'm as bad as all you people, I destroyed my credibility in the first 3 paragraphs! hehehe Who cares, I don't!
Equinox? I don't think so...You're a little too far on the right on your little homemade teeter-totter. Probably the missionary man at home, huh? Vanilla? That's ok, hey! I'm not judging you, even boring people have a right to pontificate.
And who was that guy that doesn't know how to call the FBI? What are you doing on the boards?? Ohhhhh....right, summer vacation! Don't worry, they'll cover that in 4th grade! You and "Whacko" would make a good team I think. Oh! Darn...You're the *SAME* guy!! Yeah, I mean Moose Bag .... hehehe You're a funny man. If you whack that Rob guy make it a clean shot, he sounds pretty sexy! Know what I mean? And if you come for me, you'll be in for a real surprise! (write for details!)
Now back to beatiality...What I really really like is Dead Animal Sex!! NecroDogs! Oh yes! You probably never heard of this, but it's out there! Guess what happens when your local pound puts the needle to poor little Muffy because he ate dad's favorite slippers? They burn him usually, sometimes sell the animals to dead animal suppliers (like for research or schools) or, they give them to people like me!!
It's true! I drive over to the county pound every Thursday afternoon (2pm snuff time) and get my pick of the litter. They don't even care what I do with them! Nothing! At all! is illegal about this! (unless I use the animal to create a product for human/domestic consumption) I have a little strapon dildo - This is the ONLY time I wish I were Mr. Lazarus - And I just fuck little Muffy for hours!! I like fucking little male dogs the best. The ones that bark, the ankle biters, you know which ones I mean! And after I'm done and have orgasmed all day long, I just throw the little broken furry bodies into the chipper. It's good for my rose garden! Oh yeah! I like to play rough.
Well, I guess I'm done. All this conversation has got me a little warm under the skirt...Time for a bath, a tongue bath! So next time you think people like that guy are bad and sick and need to be whacked, just remember...I live right next door! (Actually, WE do, yes there are NecroDog clubs in most larger cities, and many smaller ones.)
Bye!
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