Account reps, if you can't help me or too lazy to help me to start promoting your program there is a very, veryyyyyy simple solution to the problem....
DON'T FUCKING CONTACT ME!
I know that you might be a little bored in your little cube or whatever you do, but I really don't have time to waste on talking to you... I'm a very busy guy and next time I'll charge you a refundable amount of $99 to talk to me. It will be refunded only if you help me get me started promoting your program, if you will just waste my time I keep the $99 and no harm done.
Thank you.
Regards Oracle Porn
CEO XCD Media
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