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Kerry's offical website has just listed for the first time, the changes that Kerry will make once elected.

Kerry's scheduled changes:

1: Delegate US decision making responsiblities to the UN.

2: Disarm and disband our Military as a gesture to the UN.
(Current military personel loosing jobs will be needed to staff the additional creation of jobs in the IRS. (More people needed because of more your income will be sent them)
(Heads up Bin Laden, the coast is clear)


3: He may or may not make SUVs illegal.

4: He will change the sports rewards programs.
(ie. the supebowl winner will now get to hoist the Lambardi Ribbon)

5: He will change congressional voting system to a best two out of three.

6: He plans to introduce legislation that will ration oil use in america. (Exceptions will be made for people with more than one mansion and or private jet)

8: He will put in place programs to educate the American public so the comman man can better undstand him and his vocabulary.

9: As a gesture to the French for an apology of the US uncovering their bribes and kickbacks. All U.S. resturants must change their menus and now rename hamburgers to "frenchburgers" In addition, he will make it mandatory to increase the amount of ketchup used in all hamburgers and on freedom fries. (guess why)

10: Vietnam Verterans who gained politically by opposing the vietnam war are now exhonerated for their admitted war crimes.

to many to list !


If he has a stance on any other issue, we would like to know. He is keeping that very quiet.