Had a great time at Chucky Cheese tonight
until the paramedics showed up to sow up the fuckin gash on my sons head when he smashed it off the step on the slide. Had to call 911 since he was split wide open and blood was running all over him, my wife was freaking right out and so were the ladies sitting around us.
Were obviously home now and he's in bed sleeping.
I need a beer!
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