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Joke
Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on
> >his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of
> >the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe smiled at the
> >young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her
> >robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. Poor
> >Joe broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
> >After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
> >Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
> >He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and
> >leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
> >purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
> >Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
>ears!"
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> >Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
> >they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and
> >solid! Look at my skin....no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel
> >the best part of my body is my ears?"
> >Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
> >someone coming...That was me."
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