Knives can be contrived of many different substances these days that are non-detectable. They can come in several interlocking parts that are assembled once on board a plane.
Again, my procedures save the day.....
"Ladies and gentlemon, we are represent the (insert terrorist orgasmization here), and this flight will be taken ove..."
SZZZZAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (from 3 different stewardesses at once)
Stewardess: "Anyone else wanna FUCK with us?"
(the other hijackers give up their knives, and are strapped into thier seats, the entire passenger list is allowed to file past and ZZZAPP! the fuck out of them fo the rest of the flight.
ZZZAPP!! "Ahhh!!! Allah!! Save meeee!!!" ZZZAPPP!!!! ZAAAAAAAPP!!!!
(smell of burning terrorist)
Ahh, praise Allah
