There's this idiot who runs a bullshit site called
www.foulfowl.com who tries so hard to be like me but it isn't working. He posts a pic of his CCbill checks and blurs out the amount but he forgets to blur out the amount spelled out in words on one of the checks. The check was for $18.48 .
**taken from his site**
"Ahhhhhh....the life of a pornographer/pimp/player/pioneer/pussy-getter, you get the idea..what can say,I like the letter P. and I especially like the word PAYDAY. As you see up above, last weeks check(which I ain't even have to cash yet) and this weeks check...I basically collect them until I feel like taking a vacation or something, trust me, your boy JohnJuan is not pressed for dough, I get too much of it out here on these L.A. streets. Yeah, I might be sellin' my soul for dollars, but I figure if I make enough money, I can buy it back. I posted the picture of those(you don't need to know the amount) cause there's a lot of nonbelievers/ph'er's and people that think I just do this site because I'm perverted mothafucka..Get it right, I'm a perverted mothafucka that gets thousands of people hitting my site ev'ry day(including you!) and I'm a perverted mothafucka that's gettin' paid for fucking and fotographing. And there ain't never been any shame in my game, So FUCK YOU! I'm John Juan Bitch! a pioneer in this niche...Naw, I ain't invent reality porn, but I've innovated it. By the way, I'm still waiting on you hahahahahars out here in Hollywood to holla at a nigga. There, I just had to go on that little Ego trip for a minute."
I didn't know that CCbill cut checks for so low of an amount.
So Noobs, here is a tip for you. If you're gonna lie, don't make yourself look like a jackass and let people see how much you're REALLY making.