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Old 05-18-2004, 03:15 AM  
EscortBiz
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Join Date: May 2002
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Common online dating bullshit lines:

"Sorry no pic scanner broke"

"I have a pic but its at my other computer"

So you ask a girl describe yourself, she says:

5'7 long blonde hair 34D, blue eyes, (when they forget the weight there is usally a good reason for it)

"Looks dont matter"

"Asking a women her weight is RUDE!"

Girl asks the guy "so do you chat alot online?" guy:

"I really never go online to chat, just today I was kinda bored"

Last edited by EscortBiz; 05-18-2004 at 03:19 AM..
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