Too weird. Will never work.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040520/140/eu1ye.html
Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T
Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.
The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.
"He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.
"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."
The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills.
And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.