It's not as weird as you think. I know a few people like that.
I'm personally not, not chickens perse, but I'm fucking fearful of Geese.
Stems from this incident when I was stumbling down the dirt roads of Barrio Baretto (Philippines) drunk off my ass from a few too many San Miguels and out of nowhere these fucking geese just attack me...
Pecked the shit out of my shins and back of my legs. Actually drew blood. Was like a Hitchcock movie.
The bar sluts all had a good laugh, but it scarred me in more ways than one.
Birds are evil.
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