Easy fix: use sports-related terms such as:
1) Walking with the waterboy
2) Coach made me do it
3) I miss the Big Game for this?
4) I said go long not bang a gong
5) Cheerleaders are turning the other team on
6) Touchdown
7) I is here on a foozball scholarship
8) Tackle the guy with the ball not the one with biggest ones
9) Run the other way!
10) Run Forrest Run
11) Coach Sissy
12) I was a drill sgt until I became a coach so drop & give 150
13) The one with the strips is not a zebra
14) We made it home from the game okay...oh, we were already home
15) Home 55 Vistors 0
16) 00 is my favorite number
17) I want to be a pro someday
18) I'll graduate when I blow my knee out
19) Gatorade run
20) I played four years of high school & now I'm stuck playing four years of college football
21) They told me this college had a rodeo
22) The university gave me a car just to catch a little ball
Hope this helps some way
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