Most women will not be offended -- if you ask her if she's a model (well some of the feminists will be trust me I know one ;) --
if she says no I'm not... you scumbag... then pretend to be blind and then make up with some kind of rare psychological disorder... your mother was a model... and when you couldn't find your mother as a child your brain would trip out and you would go blind... so now she wants to take care of you since you projected this image onto her -- her nurturing motherly instincts will kick in and she will become your mother-model figure and nurse you back to health... this should work perfect because if you're suddenly blind, you're immobilized -- ask her to walk you to a payphone and to help you call for help... haha... make sure you have a camera nearby when you can finally "see" again -- ask her if she's a model again -- this time she will say yes -- and you snap the picture of her smiling face...
hahaha
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