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3 guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day when they happen upon a
lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes
total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, as was my dad and
his dad before him. My son will also be a farmer. I
want the land of Canada to be forever fertile."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF", the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans, can come into our precious state."
And with the blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF", there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very
curious, please tell me more about this wall." The
Genie explains, "Well, it's 15,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing
can get in or out--virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
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