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Ok, my wife just came home with a 50 dollar turkey. So i must be doing alright. 50 dollars for a fucking turkey! That bird better have gold stuffed up its ass.
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Or wheat....
A fifty dollar turkey, Gary???
What is that, like a thirty pounder??
I've got seven kids, an ex-wife, a girlfriend, and three houses. And, yes, I manage it all with grain!
I've got one word for you...the future is...
WHEAT.
Wheat...it does a body good.
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In alio pediculum, in te ricinum non vides
- Petronius