Get this... I went out an had a smoke... came back, an went to tha bar... mixed me up a new drink.. grabbed some jalepenos t snack on... on my way back, i stepped on the cats foot, the cat screamed.. freaked me out, dropped my drink, tossed the jalepenos.. tha cat ran for cover... dish broke ontha floor, girfriends woke up pissed... i tried to keep the whole thing wuiet, but now I'm in some deep shit here... and its only gettin worse xcuz i cant stop laugfing. I hat e it when I'm fucked.
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