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zentz · 06-06-2004, 02:57 PM

An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."

She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!"

Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!"

06-06-2004, 02:57 PM
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on." She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!" Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!" __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]