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Matt 26z · 06-11-2004, 07:18 PM

So I ran outside, and my god.... There's an intense ball of flames coming from the flood lights just under the overhang! The smoke was just billowing out. There was a birds nest up there, and obviously the lights got turned on and set it ablaze.

So I make a sprint for the hose and the neighbor asks if she should call 911. I say "no, just wait!" I go to spray the water, but barely any comes out. There's a kink in the hose somewhere! Oh my, We're going to lose everything if I don't straighten it out. Finally the pressure increases and the fire is out. Now the whole area is black.

So if you see a birds nest on top of an exposed floodlight, don't turn it on.

06-11-2004, 07:18 PM
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Neighbor just called on the phone: "Your house is on FIRE!" So I ran outside, and my god.... There's an intense ball of flames coming from the flood lights just under the overhang! The smoke was just billowing out. There was a birds nest up there, and obviously the lights got turned on and set it ablaze. So I make a sprint for the hose and the neighbor asks if she should call 911. I say "no, just wait!" I go to spray the water, but barely any comes out. There's a kink in the hose somewhere! Oh my, We're going to lose everything if I don't straighten it out. Finally the pressure increases and the fire is out. Now the whole area is black. So if you see a birds nest on top of an exposed floodlight, don't turn it on.