If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks, that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone!
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Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub
HERTURN on my nipples
