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A pirate's boat was on the sea and saw an Arabian boat. The capitain of the pirate boat told his crew that they'll need to attack this boat and sink it. He also put his red shirt on, so that when he'll kill some Arabians, the blood won't make his shirt dirty.
A day later, they saw 3 boats from the United States. The captain told his crew to attack, while he was wearing his red shirt and his brown pants.
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