I didn't pay and then the FBI came for me. All the agents were gay and told me to get naked or pay... I had no money and said that they got the wrong house. I pointed to my neighbours house and they went in...
The next day my neighbour went to the doctor and got a ASS-cast! which he is wearing till today.
BTW this event took place 10 years ago... I dunno about you but I would tell them that it was my neighbour...
