Feeling old? Wait till it takes you 45 minutes to crawl your ass outta bed, another 20 to open your eyes, gotta smoke before walking, then slam 3 cups of java just to be able to speak before you go in the bathroom to scrape your tongue and find some cream to get your fingers to fuckin' bend again, and then come and talk to me about feelin' old.
Happy fuckin' birthday too.
