My friend just got attacked by a BAT
So a few of my buddies decide to stop by a few minutes ago and one rings my doorbell. There's a little power box above my door near the cieling of the overhang. A fucking bat flys out from above it and mauls the guy. I hear a doorbell ring followed by screams and "HOLY FUCK A BAT!" I look on the floor and notice the pile of bat shit.
NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT.
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