SIX: Two to debate the merits of 40 Watt vs. 70 Watt bulbs, One to mediate the dispute, One to cite meaningful portions of the Litany (Does "The Veil shall not be lifted" include lampshades?), One to keep the webmasters from throating each other as they bump around in the dark while waiting for the bulb to be changed, and One to screw in the light bulb.
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