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Old 06-18-2004, 04:48 PM  
StuartD
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A typical conversation I have with female friends

woman: "That guy is such a jerk, men are pigs... why do they always have to treat me so badly?"
me: "Not all guys are bad.... just most."

woman: "I always seem to find all the wrong ones, I hate men."
me: "Yeah, that's too bad."

woman: "What I really need is a responsible guy who is caring... someone who'll take care of me."
me: "yup, I agree, you do."

woman: "I guess I'm just not that lucky. See, it would be perfect if I could find someone like you, infact, i'm surprised you're single."
me: "uhmm..."

woman: "why is it that you're not married yet anyway? A girl would be lucky to have a guy like you. I feel totally comfortable with you... like I could tell you anything. I swear, you're like a brother to me."
me: "uhhhh....."

woman: "Yeah, what ever girl snatches you up will be really lucky."
me: "uh..... yeah, I guess."

I think I've had about 50+ conversations that went like that.....

someone please make it stop??
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